Friday, 20 November 2009

Beauty Queen gets top EU job

I've been away a long time... but the ranting begins again here!


I'll keep it short tonight... my observation of the day is that, being a stauch believer in democracy, it sickens me that the latest EU stich-up has put some Belgian that no-one's ever heard of in as EU "President". Worse, we have some New Labour quangocrat (and ex-treasurer of CND) with the foreign policy post.


Well, at least no-one can accuse Cathy Ashton of being a bimbo who's been put there for her good looks. She's a real gargoyle! Any precisely why is she still a peer? She should have renounced her peerage last year when she became trade commissioner - you can't be an EU commie-sar while you sit in your national legislature. Which she does as a member of the House of Lords. But Brussels likes making up the rules as it goes along...




Don't fancy yours much, mate: one EU apparachik you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night...what she lacks in legitimacy she makes up for in chins

Yea Gods - if she was any weirder she's look like part of the Milliband clan.

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

This Is (sh)It!

It's been a while since I've had a damn good rant... must get back into the habit. And where to start? There's a lot to rant about... idiots like Nicholas Stern and Keir Starmer, Euro-twats, eco-wackery, all-women shortlists and the like. There's no end to it.

But no, I'll focus on the Michael Jackson obitu-mentory "This Is It" (or maybe "That was That"). I saw an advert on the telly for it, and have drawn a conclusion from this: I think you might get to see the white-gloved one's face in it, were you to watch it.

The advert said "Contains infrequent scary scenes".

Count me out - I frighten easily!! Chamone mo fo!!!

Thursday, 8 October 2009

A few musings from Party Conference

Apologies for the lack of posts - Right Ranter has been at Conservative Party Conference in Manchester for the last week and is currently on the train back to the Midlands, an M&S gin & tonic in hand, ready to ruminate over the conference.

It's been a mixed few days; on the one hand, one of the most successful I've been to...but on the other, quite sombre and with a strong sense that it will not be easy. Not easy to win (needing to win 117 seats, our best result since 1931) and a hellishly difficult challenge that awaits us even if we do. In a word, sobering.

A few pluses and minuses from the week in the North:

Pluses

DC. Cameron's speech this afternoon was a barnstormer, and well worth the Disney-style queue we endured to see it (which paid off: really good seats, but see below). He struck just the right tone, and said some socially conservative things we'd never have got away with even five years ago. It really 'gee-ed me up'; sent me away with a sense of purpose and vision, not just politically but in my personal life as well. The desire to fix things with our country and with myself as well. Powerful stuff - and one of his best. Or, as lazy media pundits would say, the speech of a lifetime. Oh, and he's a much better speaker than "One Term Barry" (hat tip: Donal Blaney), as he can vary his style & his tone. With Obam-bam it's all delivered in those same portentous tones.

Manchester. The city looked attractive, the people were friendly, the police did a good job. Some of the 'friskers' at the security check seemed to really enjoy what they were doing, but I will try to ignore this. I suppose it's just lucky if your job is also your hobby!

The Centre for Policy Studies fringe event. Fantastic - best I've ever been to. A well-informed audience makes all the difference. Fraser Nelson, Iain Martin (both late of The Scotsman) and Michael Fallon MP were excellent. Telegraph one was good (as always) but there was this stupid woman there who asked a lengthly question - about herbs. No, really.

Azerbaijian. Their reception was excellent - short speeches, good canapes and champagne! A repulsive case of builder's bum from some TV functionary marred it only slightly.

Minuses

Queuing. The conference has become a victim of it's own success, such that it gets very busy (even at fringe events) and is heavily over-subscribed. Sadly this involved queuing out in the p***ing rain on Tuesday morning - not good. Also, while the queue for the leader's speech was faster than in Brum last year, about a third of the seats had been reserved for the media, countless 'international visitors' and bigwigs. Oh, and one Perthshire git in a kilt who will otherwise remain nameless. More seats for the 'umble rank & file next year, please!

The cost. One thing about the seaside is that it's cheap. Blackpool and Bournemouth both have some decent B&Bs where £40 a night will buy luxury. Manchester is much dearer, and our budget hotel was certainly "no frills" - I had to go out and buy my own bloody shower gel! But it served a purpose!

The Chinese Embassy fringe event. Dull speeches, no booze and not a spring roll in sight. Hardly the Beijing Olympics.

More thoughts may follow - my thumbs are sore from much Blackberry-ing!

Monday, 28 September 2009

One from the Telegraph's top 100 lefties...

Found here:
44 (-1) Alan Rusbridger
Editor, The Guardian
How does he do it? Year after year, the Guardian survives and continues on its mission to hold a mirror up to the received wisdom of the Left in Britain. There is no liberal dogma too tired or anti-war rhetoric too clichéd that it cannot find a place in Guardian’s pages, or the online columns. No better, no worse than last year, the beauty of Rusbridger’s paper is that it never surprises and therefore always delivers.

Beautifully caustic, if such a thing is possible!

What a humiliation for the subPrime Minister that he no longer makes number 1.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

More lunacy from Polly

I did enjoy my rant against la Toynbee last week. This Tuesday's column provides more delight, so a quick fisking awaits.

In fairness to her, it's no worse than the who-knows-if-Gordon-moves-to-the-left-he-might-even-win nonsense peddled by Mary Riddell in the Telegraph today (why that woman rights for the DT I will never know).

But one logic-defying column at a time. Polly's back to her old favourites with this one:

A deathbed conversion will do. It's now or never for PR


PR not being public relations but proportional representation i.e. electoral reform to gerrymander the House of Commons.

Gordon Brown today chaired a cabinet sub-committee debating whether to take the plunge on electoral reform. Its decision is about far more than giving voters a referendum on proportional representation: it tells us whether Labour has any will left to recapture the high ground from the depths into which it has sunk.

Well, they want to flog the motorist further, so not all hope is lost, eh?

Today's Guardian/ICM poll warns Labour that no one is listening any more. Now only big ideas can hope to make voters reconsider. Only an authentic change in Labour itself would show that the party's old political ways are over. At the time of writing, this decision hangs in the balance.

A giant "gravy train" sets off today on a tour of marginal constituencies where MPs have abused their expenses, demanding a referendum on electoral reform. The Vote for a Change coalition for proportional representation makes the crucial link between the scandal and the need for a Westminster clearout: safe seats for life create a culture of complacency and corruption.

But Polly, the introduction of PR will ensure that you can't kick out your MP if they are towards the top of a party list. Take the great Daniel Hannan, Conservative MEP for SE England. He topped the party's list for the 2009 poll, which meant that it was effectively impossible for him to lose (the Conservative Party's share of the vote in the SE would have had to have fallen by around four-fifths - it was as safe a seat as you can get. Neil Hamilton's Tatton constituency, on the other hand, was I think the third safest Conservative seat in the country at the 1997 election. But he lost, while the Conservatives held on to riskier seats. Why? Because it's what people wanted at a local level.

Oh, and there's no suggestion that MEPs, elected under PR, have ever fiddled their expenses? Perish the thought.

Reform will look yet more urgent when the expenses scandal breaks out again next month: offending MPs will be told how much to pay back and some bills will be shockers. Labour needs to get out ahead by declaring the Westminster closed shop over. If the party fails to ride the tide of anger, its MPs will be swept away by it. Radical reform is the best challenge to David Cameron, whose only reform is to raise the price of MPs' rock cakes.

A cheap shot. Cameron's plans to "cut the cost of Westminster" isn't going to save a lot of cash, but it shows that he 'gets it': MPs should be holding the Government to account, not fattening their arses at my expense.

The auguries are not good. Yesterday's cabinet sub-committee discussed a paper on options drawn up by Jack Straw, an outspoken opponent of PR. His trump card is a claim that a referendum is technically impossible unless the enabling bill passes all its parliamentary stages by 25 February – the last possible date before the last possible election day. The Tories in the Lords could filibuster the bill past that day. However, the Electoral Reform Society reckons the Lords have an obligation to pass it since a referendum was mentioned in Labour's last three manifestos. What's more, the society reckons that, with enough crossbenchers in favour, the Lords might well pass the bill anyway. Labour should go for it and expose the depth of the Tories' refusal to make political change.

And Labour always keeps its promises apropos referenda, so nothing to worry about there then Polly. Ever heard of a city called Lisbon?

Campaigners want a referendum on PR held on the same day as the general election because it is the only way to ensure it happens. The ballot paper would put two propositions: keep the present first-past-the-post system, or change to the alternative vote (AV) plus a top-up list – a system drawn up by Roy Jenkins, who
was commissioned by Tony Blair. The system would allow voters to put their candidates in 1,2,3 order and then make additional choices from the extra list,
resulting in a fairer alignment between votes cast and seats won. Straw and other cabinet opponents say they would tolerate AV without the top-up, but since that gives even less of a proportional result, it's not worth the effort of a referendum.

Again, if you have a top-up list system, as in Scotland, it means that it becomes literally impossible for some people to lose (if you stand under AV and also come at the top of a top-up list). It's completely undemocratic for a number of MPs to have literally 'unloseable' seats. FPTP may lead to 'safe' seats, but as Crewe & Nantwich 2008, Winchester 1997, Tatton 1997, Christchurch 1993 et al have demonstrated, sometimes when the chips are down, safe seats just ain't so safe.

The Lib Dems have for years campaigned for PR, though Nick Clegg has downplayed it for fear of sounding self-interested. Paddy Ashdown used to say that PR was not self-interest but high principle, since it could lose the Lib Dems more seats than they gain: tactical voters obliged to vote Lib Dem to keep their worst option out could, under PR, safely put their favoured party first. We shall see on Wednesday what passion Clegg puts into the reform cause in his big speech in Bournemouth.

But he has thrown a spanner into the works by opposing a referendum on election day, wanting a law passed now to set some date after the election. His good reason is that anything Gordon Brown puts forward "will turn to dust". Indeed a death-bed conversion by Labour after all these wasted years doesn't look good. Labour could legislate for a referendum to be held on local election day in 2011, avoiding any contamination with general election issues. Fine in theory, but it would probably never happen as Prime Minister Cameron would just rescind it. So, even if the timing is less than perfect, it has to be now or never.

And PM DC should rescind it. The current Government, with an unelected PM whose solution to every crisis is to bring in more of his unelected pals (by way of their elevation to the Lords), has no mandate to make this change now. If PR was such a great idea, why did it not come in term 1? It's interesting that they hark back to the Jenkins Commission - this group carried out its review eleven years ago! Roy Jenkins is DEAD! Can you imagine if the Tories had tried to implement electoral reform in late 1996, citing a report written in, oh, 1985? Polly would have crucified them... because it would be a shameless attempt of a decomposing administration to somehow cling to power. And she would have been right. But when Labour do it? Oh, that's different. It's "progressive" or some other such nonsense.

The cabinet has more PR advocates than ever, alongside the usual phalanx of old guard tribalists. But there is a tranche of converts and waverers, mostly younger, keenly aware of how far the party has fallen into disrepute. Brown is said to be listening, but is much influenced by Scottish MPs warning him that PR let the SNP win: they are in denial that Labour lost because it was so unpopular on both sides of the border. But the mood is changing: the TUC last week voted to open the PR debate.

Only a Guardian columnist could care what the TUC think about anything. True to form for Polly.

Arguments against the referendum will look persuasive to cabinet faint-hearts. It will be said PR means never again strong decisive government. But "strong" unaccountable government is absolutely not what people clamour for. The country would have been saved the worst of both Thatcher and Blair had it been moderated
by coalition partners. People complain bitterly of "strong" law-making by whipped party majorities elected by a minority of voters.

Or instead we could have the system they have in Italy, where each government trundles on for a few months and then collapses, or the crazy anti-democratic horse-trading of Israeli politics. Hannan / Carswell's "The Plan" has much better ideas for reconnecting power and people.

Thatcher took more votes than Blair - in 1979, 1983 and 1987, the number of people voting Conservative actually went UP each time. Blair's wins (1997, 2001, 2005) were with a declining band of voters.

It looks like a kind of gerrymandering, the last gasp of a dying party, say cabinet opponents. Yes, it smacks of panic that Labour never reformed parliament when it could. But this is no gerrymander: it's up to voters to decide, and it doesn't take effect until the following election. Meanwhile, Cameron unilaterally promises to cut the number of MPs – all Labour – and that really is a gerrymander: he certainly wouldn't do it if Tory seats were in the firing line. PR is the way to cut radically the number of MPs, without defrauding any party.

Perhaps there are more Labour seats in the firing line than Conservative because a boundary review is LONG overdue, and we have the situation where the Conservatives actually won the popular vote in England in 2005 but still had c. 90 seats fewer than Labour. I don't remember Polly trying to cite Michael Howard as some kind of Al Gore lost-leader figure a la Florida 2000.

What if the cabinet splits over the referendum? Some fear it will look chaotic. Nonsense. It will look like grown-up politics, allowing the party to think and vote as free individuals, earning public respect for more openness and honesty. An Electoral Reform Society poll showed that 30% of wavering Labour voters and 30% of Lib Dem voters were more likely to vote Labour if the party espoused electoral reform. Labour has lost 1.1 million to the Lib Dems so far.

Cameron, on current polls, is set to win a good majority in the Commons on the smallest proportion of votes cast since the last war. What's more, today's Hansard Society poll finds only 53% certain to vote, so he may win on the fewest votes ever. Disgust with politics and politicians will destroy Labour – unless it becomes the voice for cleansing Westminster. Leave the Conservatives to tell voters why everything is always for the best in the best of all possible worlds.

"Disgust with politics and politicians will destroy Labour – unless it becomes the voice for cleansing Westminster" - fat chance of that Polly!

And "allowing the party to think and vote as free individuals, earning public respect for more openness and honesty" - what has she been smoking? Yea Gods!

Monday, 14 September 2009

Polly at her best - an inaugural fisking



Dearest reader, I promised you a "fisk" of Polly Toynbee (meaning I will go line-by-line through one of her columns and tear it to shreds). And yet I have not found the time to do this, despite the fact that she has to be one of the shrillest, least logical and most inconsistent of columnist published in the British press.



But here goes:


Cameron's basic error will cost this country dearly
The all-conquering Conservatives are marching headlong into an elephant trap. Overconfident, they are starting to make mistakes. Too certain of victory, recklessly they dare to make enemies of the entire public sector.

Quite the reverse; half the trouble is that Cameron has yet to flesh out his agenda. The Tories haven't 'sealed the deal' with the electorate as people still don't undertsnad exactly what the party will do with power.

David Cameron transformed attitudes to his party overnight with that clever promise to stick to Labour spending plans: it blocked any Labour scaremongering about Tory cuts. It made Cameron look moderate, undogmatic and a friend of the public sector. He stole the trick from Labour, whose painful two-year freeze allayed old red fears. But now with Labour in directionless disarray, cocksure Cameron and Osborne ignore the perils of policies that lost them three elections. Their shrink-the-state glee is transparently ideological. Thatcher never promised cuts in advance.

Perhaps she didn't, but we have NO MONEY just now. We are stony broke, and yet public spending still outstrips tax revenues by £175bn this year. Public spending has soared since the early 2000s and we've got remarkably little to show for the extra money. And it's not as if taxes haven't risen; petrol duty is up, National Insurance conts went up by 10% etc etc etc... It's been said that we're actually in a worse position now than when poor old Denis Healey called in the IMF. And when did Polly become a fan of Mrs T?

The tax-and-spend battle began in earnest this week. But with every speech, Osborne and Cameron offer nastier medicine, sharper knives and worse to come: since when was inflicting pain a winning strategy?

When people realise that the Government have pissed away a boom that lasted for tweleve years (1995-2007), through spending the revenues of it, then spending some more, such that we have an eyewatering level of national debt. That's when.

Through ceaseless repetition they and their press have persuaded voters that paying down national debt fast trumps all else. So far they have won the argument, mostly because Gordon Brown was denying that anything whatever need be done. Now that Alistair Darling has forced Brown to his senses, the debate has shifted to whose debt-reduction plans are best.

Is paying down debt so bad? If you are a company that is "geared up" (have very high levels of debt), then much of your revenues will be used to pay interest on the debt. The recovery will be slower and more painful than it need be if most of the proceeds of any recovery are needed to pay the interest on the debt. And it will be even more expensive if we lose our AAA rating. This is more likely to happen if we stick to the drunken sailor spending policies of the last ten years.
With encouraging indicators this week that Britain is starting to emerge from recession a little ahead of Treasury forecasts, early signs suggest public opinion is shifting to the view that Labour's fiscal stimulus worked. Recovery will be fragile all next year, with fear of a double dip. So where are the Tories? Thoroughly trounced, proven to be wrong when all through the crisis they alone in the world opposed all intervention, including the bailing-out of banks. They have virtually no reputable economic allies.

People MIGHT thank Uncle Gordon for getting us out of recession (I'll believe it when I see it), but seeing as he's postponed the necessary tax rises to pay for the stimulus until after the next election. Remember: Churchill won the war...and was booted out of office in 1945. Why? Because people wanted to put the memory of WWII behind them. I'm guessing it will be the same this time... if Brown is lucky.
Economists Anatole Kaletsky of the Times and Martin Wolf of the Financial Times, both conservatives, this week walloped the Tory fixation with rapid and savage paying down of debt. Mervyn King, no Labour friend, has been the great promoter of quantitative easing. Robert Chote of the IFS warns Britain may already be planning to withdraw fiscal stimulus too soon. Every country, except Argentina, intends to keep spending through 2010, despite equally high debts. Nonetheless, at the spring election, just as recovery is fluttering to life, the Conservatives' one great priority will be to put it all at risk with immediate deep cuts, unprecedented anywhere else. Whatever blame Brown deserves for the bubble, is that a winning ticket for the Tories, really?

I think Mervyn King is damaged goods and the fact that he's still in a job, along with, strangely enough, the chaps at the FSA, only goes to show how weak Brown & Darling are. You cannot keep spending money we don't have and not suffer the consequences. And there are not many countries with debts the size of ours.
Even less popular will be their assault on the public sector. They are winning the argument now by talking of quangos, Whitehall bureaucrats and gold-plated public pensions. Everyone has a pet example of public jobsworths to cull. But vague assaults on the public sector can't take the Tories through an election. Once they get specific, they will be in trouble. For example, Tory sabres rattle at public-sector pensions, but a TUC report based on Office for National Statistics figures shows that taxpayers contribute 10 times more in pension tax relief to the richest 1% of earners than the state pays to all retired public servants. If Labour made proper use of this killer fact, they would promise instead to abolish all higher-rate income tax pension subsidies, bringing in £6bn – far more than public pensions cost.

A "killer fact"? Completely irrelevant. Tax relief is imply giving people back a bit more of the money that they have already earned before Greedy Gordon gets his claws into it. I might also mention that this actually costs the State nothing - no money is being paid out, only less taken in, and these 'richest 1%' will pay tax on their pension income in retirement. Are we suggesting that people should be taxed TWICE on their pension (once for the money paid in, and again on the income in retirement)? Actually, the Finance Act 2009 brought in some such changes - no doubt Polly was in favour. But the trouble with the money that the State pays to "retired public servants" isn't that it is unaffordable now, it's that we have an aging population, an increasing dependency ratio and that benefits are still being racked up while the cash isn't set aside to pay for them. It's when Polly's baby boomer generation has all retired that we'll have a problem.
The Institute of Directors and the Taxpayers' Alliance just produced their own juicy menu of cuts. While this is rightwing kite-flying, it offers a good frightener for what lies ahead. People may be stirred to anger by Tory tales of public waste, but voters will swing back pretty fast once real cuts are spelled out. On this £50bn death-list was Sure Start, Labour's best hope for rescuing young children. Away goes the educational maintenance allowance that has kept poor children in school beyond 16. Away go all grants from the Department of Communities and Local Government – mostly to charities. Freeze public pay for two years, freeze the state pension, end child benefit and no free travel for the old. Harmless-sounding cuts to non-frontline NHS staff mean fewer clerks to find hospital notes, make appointments and send samples to labs.

What is the defining characteristic of a charity, Polly? I thought that it was that it was funded by voluntary subscription. The State should NOT be funding charities, but it does - have a look at fakecharities.org. Let's put a stop to this once and for all - the Government chooses groups that share it's view, and then provide them with cash to help them lobby the Government. It's corruption and it should stop. And the benefits of SureStart (a Polly favourite) perhaps deserve further scrutiny - either way it's more Big Government. The nationalisation of childhood - we can do with a bit less of that.

This useful report is a necessary reminder that few cuts are painless, most affect everyone, though the poor are hit hardest. Get out a political calculator and tot up how many tens of millions of voters will suddenly think that paying down debt fast is not the only priority after all. Ipsos Mori shows attitudes to the public sector are perverse: people criticise services in the abstract, but praise them mightily in their own community – where cuts will fall. I have been judging the Guardian Public Services Awards, looking at remarkable innovations and good ideas big and small by staff full of enthusiasm and energy. I can only think sadly that much of this would be gone when the Conservative axe falls. At election time, voters will contemplate this too – and daft public staff now telling pollsters they will vote Tory will come to their senses too.

In fairness, I've never heard of the Grauniad Public Services Awards, but "looking at remarkable innovations and good ideas big and small" is not necessarily a bad idea - lets find some efficiencies. But to describe public sector employees as "daft" for voting for the Tories? What a patronising bitch! Polly is one of these people that presumably believes that, say, black people, homosexuals and the poor have no business voting anything other than Labour - they should "know their place" and vote for the People's Party. But perhaps public sector staff can see the writing on the wall, same as everyone else. Perhaps they too realise that the gravy train has gone too far, and that the the money can be better spent. Perhaps they see waste every day and realise the game's up. I know a number of people who used to work in local government but packed it in as it was so soul-destroying, such a waste of time, full of make-work schemes where nothing ever got any better. And the taxpayer barely got a look in. Time for a change, Polly!
The autumn's pre-budget report must be bravely specific about what cuts and tax rises Labour will use to reduce the debt. Only clarity will force the Tories to produce their own plans. Labour will need to make some cuts – but they can raise some taxes too. One per cent on National Insurance yields £10bn. Capital gains on private homes would raise £3bn. Abolishing tax relief on savings and investments, which goes mainly to the rich, brings £3bn.



I agree - I'd like to see the Tories' plans as well. I think we need a proper, grown up debate about the mess we're in & how we get out of it. But let's look at Polly's ideas. 1% on NI - another 1%? They put it up to provide more money for the Health Service after the 2001 election (glad it wasn't wasted then), and yet she suggests we need a higher payroll tax. Just the thing to get companies to start hiring again. And capital gains tax on private homes??? Political suicide - Brown will lose the vote of pretty much every homeowner in the country. This idea was mooted before the 2005 election, but Brown had the sense to realise that it would have been a disaster. Oh, and a great way to discourage people from saving again (which Darling is telling us we should do) would be to scrap the savings tax reliefs that exist. As it stands, I think it's a bloody disgrace that we have ANY taxes on savings, given that the money has already been taxed as income, but that's for another day. So well done, Polly - these policies should give Cameron about, oh, a 400+ majority. And will bring in a whole £16bn - will pay for about ONE MONTH of the annual increase in the deficit caused by the spending outstripping tax revenue. Why not see if you can find a fiver down the back of the sofa?





Here's a suggestion - stay off economics when you're sharing your wisdom in the Grauniad. You're nearly as good at it as your Dear Leader. Have we got to the end yet?
This week figures showed that banks tripled the profit they made on mortgages in the last year: time to siphon some of that off. Meanwhile, a YouGov poll for Compass has found that 73% would support a new tax on bonuses above £10,000. Sixty-three per cent support the creation of a High Pay Commission. Labour has a chance to seize this public sentiment, since much public anger with politics springs from a sense that the parties are in cahoots with wealth. Cameron is making irreversible errors in his assault on the public sector. But Labour walks in an orchard of low-hanging fruit with its eyes tight shut, failing to take the chances on offer.

The banks profits will have been taxed then, along with the profits of ANY OTHER BUSINESS. You don't devise special retrospective taxes for sectors of the economy that you've decided this month that you don't like... unless you are running a banana republic. And the Compass poll? "Majority of people think someone else should pay more in tax" shocker. Everyone thinks THEY should pay LESS in tax, and 'someone else' ("the rich", invariably), should pay more. If you're a company deciding to locate in Britain, one of the things you will consider is the tax levels paid by the top people - I'm not saying it's a deal-breaker, but it's just one more reason to locate in Ireland/Switzerland/wherever... Same goes for Polly's High Pay Commission - I bet the New Labour toadies that would wind up serving on such a ridiculous body would not have to supplement their income by begging.



If the "low hanging fruit" is as poisonous as Polly's insane ideas listed above, Gordon's best bet is to cover his good eye and keep walking.



One down - many of Polly's columns to follow! In the future, I intend to make it a bit less heavy on the rant and a bit more on research, with links that disprove her "logic", but it's been a long day!

Friday, 11 September 2009

More hot air from the BBC

If ever there was an article on the BBC website that looks as if the writer was weeping into their tofu and mung bean stew, it's this one:

UK climate scepticism more common

It says:

The British public has become more sceptical about climate change over the
last five years, according to a survey.

Twice as many people now agree that "claims that human activities are
changing the climate are exaggerated".

Four in 10 believe that many leading experts still question the evidence.
One in five are "hard-line sceptics".


I'm at the very least in the four in ten, and maybe even the one in five.

Perhaps the reason why people feel it's exaggerated is because the left-wing press have over-played their hand. I'm surprised the BBC didn't add "...despite BBC's best efforts" to the end of the headline.

Here's to scrapping the all these "green taxes"... and the telly tax while we're at it.

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

#ithinktheNHSishavingalaugh

From the BBC:

Staff at Swindon's Great Western Hospital face possible dismissal after posting online pictures of themselves taking part in the Lying Down Game.
Read the whole story here - it beggars belief.

And yet we have all three main political parties wedded to ever-rising sums of money for the health service.

Are we really supposed to believe it's so short-staffed and there's no scope for a few cuts? The under-employed in Swindon might be a good place to start.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Anyone for breakfast?

No rants today I promise - was just thinking that as I enjoyed the Tom Jones clip from Morecambe & Wise so much, I thought I would share what is possibly their finest hour:



Enjoy! I'm typing this at work...sadly it's just not quite as funny without the sound.

They don't make 'em like that any more!

Monday, 7 September 2009

Why is it these days...

...that when you hear two people having a conversation, the person listening will invariably keep saying "yeah yeah yeah" as the other person speaks? I know it's intended to indicate that they are engaged in the conversation, but it always sounds as though they are being somewhat dismissive of what the speaker is saying. I hear this all the time: "yeah yeah yeah". Please, please stop!

Have people no manners any more? Or do a large proportion of the UK population have some kind of nervous tic that causes them to say "yeah yeah yeah" entirely involuntarily? Is it just a Birmingham thing? Or is it just me being pedantic?

It seemed a lot funnier when these guys did it:

Saturday, 5 September 2009

Time for Auntie to shuffle off

I've not yet had the chance to fisk Polly Toynbee, but this piece in today's Grauniad by Jonathan Freedland deserves a liberal (!) helping of scorn:

BBC support shows we still love Auntie
The Guardian/ICM poll shows the BBC is admired and trusted, although there is work to be done on the licence fee question
Jonathan begins his apologia thus:

The BBC top brass will probably be relieved by the findings of the latest Guardian/ICM poll. True, there'll be disappointment that they couldn't muster a clear majority in favour of the licence fee, even if this poll shows that the licence fee remains the most popular method of funding for the corporation, ranked ahead of both advertising and subscriptions. And there will – and should – be alarm that as many as 58% reject the notion that the BBC is more likely to tell the truth than the likes of ITV or Sky. It's surely central to the BBC's raison d'etre that it will always be more reliable in providing
truthful news than those broadcasters who serve a corporate owner.
Hmmm. I'd also argue that "it's surely central to the BBC's raison d'etre" that they get their licence fee money every year, otherwise they might actually have to compete for funding in a market (how vulgar and frighful). And 58% of responses suggest that they're no better that ITV or (whisper the name of the evil empire quietly!) Sky.

Well, where to start? The rigged gameshows (admittedly, they were not the only offenders), the £200k of licence monies spent to suppress a report that suggested an anti-Israeli bias in their news coverage, the over-indulgence of crude Leftist "comics" (and again here), their "spend" on "talent" (where the BBC thinks we silly little people are too stupid to comment on how they spend our money), etc, etc etc...

Oh, and let's not forget this talentless non-entity:

Jonathan Ross: a voice for silent cinema if ever there was one

But back to other Jonathan now:

Otherwise, the poll confirms what the BBC's advocates have always said is true.
As I argued earlier this week, the BBC remains admired and trusted.
So, basically, it confirms your own prejudices. And you've written an article about it to prove the point.

In an age of deep scepticism, when deference is dead and trust in institutions is eroding fast...
Yeah, largely because baby-boomer liberals like the folks at the Grauniad (and the BBC) are forever attacking institutions they see as conservative (the House of Lords, the monarchy, etc).

...these are strikingly high figures [he mentioned above that 77% regard the
BBC as "a national institution we should be proud of", while 69% declare it
trustworthy].
Those who attack the BBC – whether political parties or rival
media organisations – should ask themselves whether an opinion poll about them
would bring numbers anywhere near as good.
Well, let's have a few more polls then. This one was a Guardian/ICM poll - so it will more than likely produce the answer the Grauniad want it to. How you phrase the questions impacts upon the result you get.

Don't believe me? Watch this (from the BBC's heyday - it's been a while since they showed programmes of this calibre!):


Still, the BBC should rest on the laurels of these results for about as long as it takes to read them. It has some work to do, especially it seems on the licence fee, backed by just 43%.
That many? Blimey!

Here's one suggestion. One reader emailed me this week to say, "I am convinced that there are many people who view their Sky subscription of, say, £45 a month as good value, but their licence fee of £142.50 a year as poor value." I suspect he's right. But what if Sky had to advertise their subscription as an annual sum, the same way the licence fee is always expressed? For plenty of customers, it would come out at £540. Wouldn't sound quite so attractive then, would it?
Don't you get it, you clown? Do you really not get it? Yes, £540 pa is a bigger number than £142.50. But people with Sky CHOOSE to have it. Anyone who watches the TV is FORCED to pay the licence fee, regardless of whether they want to watch the state broadcaster's output or otherwise.

If you only want to watch repeats of Heartbeat on ITV 3 and Countdown on C4, the you still have to pay the telly tax. If you have no use for Sky's film channels and sports coverage, then you don't have to pay for it. There's a choice, see?

Suppose the next Conservative government decided to put out an "unbiased" newspaper every day. Let's call it The Britisher. And they fund it through a 'newspaper licence', so you need to pay for this before you can buy ANY newspaper. So if you want your Indy or Freedland's Grauniad, or the Telegraph, or the Mail, you have to pay for your newspaper licence. But what's to complain about? You get The Britisher every day as well. And it's "unbiased". It doesn't have to make a profit. It's superior to all those other newspapers. I don't think the Lefties would be too happy with that somehow.

He concludes:

But this works two ways. If I were the BBC, I'd never let the £142.50 annual figure pass my lips. It should say the BBC costs each of us £11.88 a month. Not bad for five TV channels, five national radio stations, several more digital ones, a local radio station in every corner of the land, one of the planet's largest newsgathering operations and a world-class website. Now see if Sky can match that.


Well done - you can divide by 12. But again - we have no choice in the matter but to pay our £11.88 per month. The local radio stations he mentions crowd out independent ones, and the website may be "world class", but comes at a price. If it's hard to justify the telly tax to fund the TV channels, it's positively outrageous that we're paying this money to fund a news website, when they are crowding out the market for UK news on the internet.

The BBC is a lynchpin of the liberal elite that run this country, the licence fee an outdated anachronism that belongs in the 1950s along with rationing and the Light Programme. Let's axe them both.

Might even get the traffic up on the Guardian's website. Where else would the Lefties get their news?

We've all seen your chopper - now put it away

I know that some bad stuff is happening in Brum today, but is it necessary for a helicopter to be stationed over what looks like the Great Charles St section of the Queensway for hours on end? I presume it belongs to West Midlands Police.

Taken from a vantage point nearby:







I've been listening to that bloody thing buzzing away outside for about an hour - and I've been trying to do some work as well. What purpose does it serve? All the folks up there can do is see what's happening below. Given that every second person you see in Birmingham city centre today is a policeman, I don't think there's much of the city centre they haven't covered.
All the chopper is doing is costing a fotune to run and being a nusiance to the folks that live on the southern side of the Jewellery Quarter. This seems to invole a few chaps sitting on their fat backsides up there where the air ir rarified. Enough already.
And what about their carbon footstep? Won't someone please think about West Midlands Police's carbon footstep?
PS hope you like my photos! I must invest in a telephoto lens!

The limitations of the Ryanair model

My girlfriend has pointed out, not incorrectly, that my blog is "a bit angry". So I will strive to be more positive! But this post is added at her behest:

Last night she and I visited a branch of a chain restuarant whose name I will not mention in the interests of privacy. Let's call it Pizza H...no, that's too obvious, let's just say P Hut.

When we were being served our pizza, my girlfriend asked for tomato and barbeque sauce to go with it. The waiter suggested that we could have a third sauce...all for just 99p!

So said chain (P Hut) now charges you if you want some sauce to go on your plate! It's a bit much!!! She wasn't impressed (and neither was I) - someone else asked how we were getting on, and she gave them the benefit of her views on charging for a small portion of sauce. The girl explained that they had previously given them out 'on the sly' but that management were watching.

The Ryanair approach (low cost for the core business activity, charges for add-ons) might have helped make make flying more accessible to those who'd never have dreamt of it just 30 years ago. But here it grated a bit.

I'm a capitalist; I staunchly believe that the first duty of every business is to make a return for the owners of capital (its shareholders). But in a free market, people vote with their feet when they feel they're being ripped off. It's a bit like shops charging for carrier bags (WH Smith, M&S food) - when you elevate 'twerpism' over customer service, people get a bit hacked off.

Thursday, 3 September 2009

Squeaker Bercow - is an end in sight?

Perhaps this is too much to hope for:

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is to stand against Commons Speaker John Bercow at the next general election.

Squeaker Bercow only got where he is because Labour MPs wanted to piss off their opponents, and, given his own expense scandal, demonstrates that they're still flicking the V signs at the electorate.

I've felt before that Bucks Conservatives should have run a new candidate against the Squeaker, but getting Farage into the Commons can only be good. He'd keep the more Blarite (and pro-EU) of the Cameroons in check, and he can hardly be dismissed as some crusty old worthy the way that many of our backbenchers are.

I'm a Tory to the very core of my being, but quite frankly Bercow isn't, and Nigel Farage would be a vast, vast improvement. One place where I would be happy to see "UKIP gain" on election night.

The excellent Nigel Farage MEP - a true patriot

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Eco-wackery and screwing Britain over

Back after the Bank Holiday weekend...who deserves a mention on the blog today?

What about this eco-lunatic, the subject of an article in the Guardian (oh, where else?), entitled 'If you're not fighting climate change or improving the world, you're wasting your life'?

Yea Gods. It's the usual stuff, must act now (not that they've been coming out with this stuff for over a decade now), let's harangue business and the Government, blah blah fishcakes. But one quote really jumped out at me:

"Sorry," Armstrong says, apologising for the yeast story. "I just think about climate change all the time and campaign around it 24/7. When I take a day off, I think what a waste of time. I'm just a climate-change obsessive. That's all I do."
Perhaps a visit to the doctor might help. Here's a picture of the woman:

The words "Get a life, dear!" spring to mind. Something to distract you from it all. Nuff said - I could carry on in this vein but I think you can see what I'm getting at.

While we're at it, why are the Government so determined to make it as s*** to live in Britain as possible? To take three such stories from the recent press:
I don't just want to see Gordon Brown lose the election. I want to see him lead out of Number 10 in handcuffs and thrown in prison. That way he can have done to him what he's done to us over the last twelve miserable years. Useless tossers, the lot of 'em.

Friday, 28 August 2009

Madonna gets booed

Oh, this gave me a chuckle.

Apparently, foreign policy academic and plunderer of the Third World's children Madonna was booed at a concert in Romania after saying that the way they treat gypsies out yonder way "made [her] feel very sad".

Perhaps folks just want to listen to her music - not my idea of fun, but some people must like her - rather than listen to her wagging her finger at them for their lack of PC credentials. They'd love Harriet Harman there, wouldn't they?

Reminds me of the story about that preening idiot with the stupid sunglasses and how in one of his concerts, he started clicking his fingers every few seconds, and then said, "Every time I click my fingers, a child in Africa dies". And someone in the audience shouted back, "Well, stop fucking doing it then!". Brilliant.

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Lord Turner: what's it to you?

My late grandmother (a Tory to her toes) had a wonderful expression that she would use to prick the pomposity of petty jobsworths that she would come across, y'know, the people with the rule books. She would say to them: "what's it to you?". In other words, get a life and mind your own business.

The phrase came back to me when I came across this news story, where "Lord" Adair Turner (another Labour toadie - they do love their peerages, these socialists), the chairman (at least he's not an item of furniture) of the FSA has said that he "backs a new tax on banks as a means to prevent excess bonus payments in the industry" [my emphasis].

Seriously pal, who the f*** asked you? It is for the Government to decide taxation policy, not a jumped up civil servant who should have been forced to resign after the banking scandal. He's high finance's answer to Sharon Shoesmith. Or Nero.

So, rather than sharing your utterly worthless opinions on taxation, I suggest you get back to doing your day job - i.e. making an arse of regulating the banks. Politicians are elected; you are not. I am reminded of the old Latin motif: "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
Anyway, I think we've heard enough about taxing bonus payments from a man who was given a package equal to £250k for the year to 2009 (from the FSA's accounts - on their website).



Adair Turner: Idiot of the week

Red Ted would have been sad to have missed this anniversary




It's ironic that the "supporter of the Northern Ireland peace process" who actually supported the IRA bought it the day before the 30th anniversary of the assassination of Lord Mountbatten and the Warrenpoint ambush.

A disgraceful episode - why on earth Tony Blair let IRA murderers out of prison I will never understand.
UPDATE: Oh really - this is too much... and where else but the Guardian's site:
Pass me the sick bucket.

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

I spy a voucher system...

I'm just conscious of the fact that all my posts to date come across as a bit angry. I'm not really an angry person at all - actually, I'm quite relaxed and amiable. No, really!

So here's a more constructive post:

On Monday, I went to see my optician for an annual check up. I made the appointment at a time that suited me, with my own choice of optician. As I use a computer in my work, my employer provided me with a voucher so I could get my eyes tested at their expense.

There is a free market in opticians (largely due to reforms made by the Thatcher government) from which I can choose. The service is good at mine, and if it wasn't I could go elsewhere. They want my business (for contact lenses) and that of my employer (for the eye test).

So why can't we introduce a voucher system for other parts of healthcare provision? Seeing 'your' GP?

[Stand back as I get turned on the spit for suggesting that the NHS might, ahem, benefit from a bit of reform]

Quote of the day

Environmentalism should be like tipping in restaurants – something you do out of the goodness of your heart because you have the inclination and motivation. The more it gets shoved down my throat, the more I get the sinking feeling that it’s really just a socialist scam wrapped in guilt.

Beautifully put. And very true!

But this lady lives in the US... try telling that to Brussels. We've to comply with some goody-goody EU landfill directive, leading to a tax on waste:

Landfill tax
Landfill Tax is payable on waste that is disposed of at landfills. The Tax is regulated by HM Revenue and Customs. Rates for 2008/09 were:
Active waste - £32/tonne (+VAT)
Inactive waste - £2.50/tonne (+VAT)
Rates for 2009/10 are:
Active waste - £40/tonne (+VAT)
Inactive waste - £2.50/tonne (+VAT)
The rate for active waste increased by £8/tonne per annum from 1st April 2008 and will continue to increase by £8/tonne on 1st April each year to 2013.
The rate for inactive waste increased to £2.50 + VAT per tonne on 1st April 2008. The Government has announced that the rate will be frozen at £2.50 per tonne in 2009-10.
The Government has announced that the rate for inactive waste will be frozen at
£2.50/tonne for 2009-10.

If this waste was being dumped in Belgium, then these guys might have a point. We don't need a foreign-imposed tax to tell us what we can and can't bury under our own land.

Just one more reason for coming out of the expensive joke that is the EU.

Vile reptile slithers away

'Sir' Teddy Kennedy: no friend to Britain


Well, it wasn't actually unexpected, but today we mark the passing of Senator Edward Kennedy, a Democrat senator since 1962 and the younger brother of JFK. This comes just two weeks after the death of his sister, Eunice Kennedy Shriver.

Obviously, it's a sad time for his family, constituents and the like.

Now that's been said, perhaps it's time to say a little more about him while he was alive.

If there was ever a man for whom the expression "runt of the litter" was invented, it was for him. Oh, where to start? Chappaquidick, his support for the IRA, his ludicrous 1980 run for the Democrat presidential nomination, perrenial Leftism, blah blah fishcakes...

No doubt the BBC will be full of it today. Well, more full of it than they usually are. I suppose with the death of Joseph Stalin the Left have few heroes, well, left.

But the thing that really made my blood boil, was when our idiot Prime Minister decided that this vile old reptile should be given a KBE! Y'know, Gordon, who doesn't do celebrity... yea Gods.

Well, it could have been worse, I suppose. He could have wound up as the Prime Minister's Special Envoy on Road Safety.

Well, who wouldda thunk it?


Apparently, Bertiebaset Al-wossname "could live far longer than predicted by Scottish ministers when they decided to release him", according to the Telegraph today.


No surprises there then. Kenny McAskill has made a twerp of himself again.


Funnily enough, he's not the first person to suddenly be in better health upon being released from prison. Remember this guy?


He doesn't look like that now though, does he, Jack Straw?

Monday, 24 August 2009

Double Word Score in PC Guardian Scrabble

What's PC Guardian Scrabble, I hear you ask? It's a little game I've invented re the nature of the articles on CiF and the progressive Left's obsession with the "rainbow coalition" (viz, the idea that there isn't a single problem on the planet that can't be blamed on white, middle-aged, middle-class, heterosexual men). Y'know, like the fact that we have a Minister for Women but no Minister for Men, and there aren't any Straight Pride parades where heterosexual people get to have a march to celebrate their particular preferences in the sack.

These remarks are NOT to be taken as a criticism of gay people at all by me (some of my best friends etc...) - but sexuality isn't the be-all and end-all of who people are. Don't gay people have an interest in safe streets, low taxes, public services in the same way as anybody else? It's similar to our 1980s slogan "Labour say he's black, we say he's British" - let's focus on what we have in common rather tha go down the road of all this tedious, Balkanised identity politics so beloved of the Left.

Anyway, getting back to the topic... have a look at this piece by Ruth Bond, the chair (a talking chair? Very clever. Looks more like a human than a chair to me. I dunno... maybe people sit on her a lot) of the National Federation of Women's Institutes.

In it she whines... whoops, opines, that wonderful though the Green movement is, it's too heavily dominated by men. That gets a double word score in PC Guardian Scrabble as:

1. it's about eco wackery
2. it's a 1970s feminist whinge about "male domination"

Unless Ruth the Talking Chair is perhaps transgendered, in which case it's a triple score.

I do love this quote though:


From Britain's environment ministers, past and present, to prominent campaigners
such as Jonathan Porritt or George Monbiot, global converts such as Al Gore, and the panoply of climate change negotiators from Kyoto to Copenhagen, men are dominating this debate.


Well, lucky, lucky us (PS Right Ranter is a man!) - with company like that, if women have any sense they'll steer well clear!

Seriously though, the Suffragettes fought for what they believed in. Is this where feminism has got to these days? Having a whine in the newspaper? Good luck to you.

Your taxpayers' dollars at work

Spotted - a 'character' sitting outside a Boots on the high street of a fairly prosperous Birminghan suburb. Has just polished off a bottle of something that's just come from the chemists.

God bless the methadone programme, eh? Ah the wonders of the benevolent welfare state know no bounds.

And we get to pay for this as well! Result!

Saturday, 22 August 2009

Lockerbie - a thought on sentencing

Something that just occurred to me. Why was the "Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny McAskill" (tee hee) allowed to release Bertiebaset anyway? Surely that would mean that a politician is deciding how long a convicted criminal should serve in prison.



Doesn't that contradict the European Convention on Human Rights? This came up in 2002 when Dennis Stafford went crying to Strasbourg that nasty Jack Straw wouldn't let him out of prison. Why haven't Amnesty and Barnoness Helena Kennedy and the Left's other useful idiots been out in force to complain about it this time round?



Ah, I see - it's fine for polticians to SHORTEN prison sentences, because that's showing compassion blah blah fishcakes, but if they LENGTHEN the prison sentence then this is an abuse of power, it's for the courts to decide etc etc etc.



Of course, had we found an alternative way to punish Bertiebaset we wouldn't have all this hand-wringing now:



Education - a few home truths

Great piece in today's Telegraph on education by George Walden. George is the former Conservative MP for Buckingham (some might say the last Conservative MP for Buckingham) who served as an education minister under Mrs T. He is also the father of the Telegraph's Celia Walden.

He gives a great analysis of what's wrong with our education system, blaming both parties - a squeamishness about selection in the state sector (especially by politicians who sent their own children to highly selective private schools), trashy popular culture, the "comprehensivisation" of our universities etc.

It's a well-written article - read it here. I have already indicated that I have a great respect for Michale Gove, and that his Swedish style reforms are an excellent idea and long overdue. I just wish they would go a bit further!

Friday, 21 August 2009

Lockerbie - some thoughts

I mentioned before that I hail from Scotland. Well, tonight, if I had a had a saltire flag here... I would burn it. That's after having seen this:



The sight of these Libyan tossers flying the Scottish flag as the man found guilty is returned to that country having served TWO WEEKS for each victim turns my stomach. Oh, he's dying of prostate cancer...why can't he be allowed to die with his family. Why not indeed? Because he showed precious fucking remorse for the passengers on the Pan Am flight and the residents of a small Scottish town.

Where I come from in Scotland isn't really that far from Lockerbie. It's about 45 mins drive further up the M74 (or the A74 as it was back then - you can see bits of wreckage lying on the old road when they show the clips on the TV). Had that plane left five/ten minutes later... who knows? I'm slightly too young to remember all the detail - I was six then and am 26 now, but I think of it every time I pass through Lockerbie on the train. I always notice other passengers looking out the window as we pass (it's well sign-posted - Lockerbie is the first stop north of Carlisle) and perhaps they too are thinking about the carnage leashed upon this unsuspecting Scottish town. A disgrace.

To knock down a few arguments that are made in favour of his release:

"He's dying of cancer... keeping him in prison might shorten his life further"

As it happens, I was watching "Goodfellas" earlier this evening - it's a great film. There's a line in it when this guy who sells wigs (bear with me) tries to take on the mafia guys who are round "collecting":

Fuck 'em in the ear... and if they don't like it, fuck 'em in the other ear

That's how I feel about Al-wossname: tough cookie. Myra Hindley died in prison, and she was responsible for the deaths of far fewer than you, sunshine.

Anyway, got to remember Right Ranter's first rule of Scottish journalism: the Herald (a dreadful Left-wing paper, based in Glasgow - think the McGuardian) is wrong on every issue. See here if you don't believe me.

Next straw man:

"It wasn't him... it was Iran / Mossad / the shapeshifters..."

Well, perhaps it wasn't him. That's what we have an appeals process for. But to release him, such that he abandons his appeal, means that both he and the legal system accepts that he is guilty. Case closed. No further investigation into finding "the real killers" as OJ would have put it.

It's like getting a double word score in Scrabble. Combine (a) being (allegedly) at death's door with (b) there being some doubt over the safety of the conviction, and hey presto, the prison door swings wide open. Neither are perhaps enough in their own right, but under Kenny McAskill's jurisdiction, both together get you free. This is NOT how the legal system is supposed to work.

I have nothing but sympathy for the likes of Dr Jim Swire. But simply because he's been the most vocal of the British victims' families does not mean that he is right and everyone else is wrong. There was a full investigation and a court case watched by the world's media (at great expense, for that matter). The evidence against Al-Megrahi must have been pretty compelling.

Anyway, the Libyan government actually accepted responsibility. This is getting a bit like the 9/11 "truthers" who insist the whole thing was a CIA conspiracy (the CIA wouldn't, for a moment, have had the competence to pull off 9/11).

Finally:

"There are good diplomatic reasons for setting him free."

Oh really, what are they then? I've got nothing against the odd bit of cynical realpolitick but this is insane. At the very least (as Shrewsbury's MP, the excellent Daniel Kawczynski) has said, we should be demanding the transfer of the killers of WPC Yvonne Fletcher back to the UK. But, hey, she's only some dead English broad, isn't she, Kenny? No reason why the Scottish "Government" should act in the interests of those folks down south.

Perhaps the SNP are hoping to get a few inward investment contracts from Colonel Gadaffi. Might make up for falling out with the yanks then. "Whisky swigging surrender monkeys" says it all.

It's a cruel and bitter irony that this vile man has returned to Libya by plane. I note that he got off at the other end (to loud applause from his equally vile countrymen) - that's more than can be said for those poor souls back returning to see their families back in Christmas 1988.

Why is it...

...that when men are getting changed at the gym, they find it necessary to whistle tunelessly? I've never understood what makes fellow males feel the need to whistle when getting changed?

Any thoughts?

Lord Mandy is in hospital...

...for an operation on his prostate. Never knew he had it in him.

Let's hope he's using "Labour's NHS" and not going private, eh?

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

When I'm feeling low...

...I whistle a happy tune. No I don't. There's a sentence I say that always makes me giggle:
"Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny McAskill"

If there's one sentence that sums up why further powers for Holyrood is a bad idea, that the jumped-up "Government" has got ideas above its station (and intellect), and that the SNP benches aren't flowing with talent any more than the Labour ones, it says it all there.

The rights and (mainly) wrongs of letting out the Lockerbie bomber can be discussed elsewhere... meanwhile, I think it's slightly tragic on Big Eck's part that his "Justice Secretary" wound up being arrested for being drunk and disorderly during a football match. No, not when he was 19, when he was 41 and an MSP.

Lucky Scotland, eh?

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Writers I like - part 1

I thought I would offer a short list of men of letters whose output I enjoy:

Charles Moore - former Telegraph editor turned columnist, Charles is probably my favourite writer in the British press. Articulate, though-provoking and witty, he's someone who really understands his readership, just like his mentor, the much lamented Bill Deedes. Charles is also leading a campaign against the BBC licence fee and he's one of a very small number of traditionalist Conservatives who backed David Cameron and recognised that the party needed to update its message. I saw Charles in person at Bournemouth in 2006 - he was chairing a Telegraph debate on the conference fringe, and an old lady passed out with the heat. Charles was a perfect picture - he halted the proceedings (cutting an impassioned Daniel Hannan off in his prime!) and came forward to see that the first aider was looking after the lady. No pushing people out the way, shouting "give her air!" or anything like that... just a calm, measured approach to see that things were being attended to, then he sat down again. All very British - struck just the right tone. In a better time, people like Charles would run the country.

Daniel Hannan - I've name-checked him before but he's worthy of another mention. Daniel is a former Telegraph journalist, turned MEP for the South East since 1999. He's made a name for himself by humiliating Gordon Brown in a blistering attack in the European Parliament, before recently being embroiled in a Labour smear campaign on his comments on the NHS. A regular on US television and co-author of "The Plan", a radical tract on how to "fix" Britain, Daniel is probably the passionate speaker I have ever seen. His blog is an education to read; Daniel is not averse to peppering his contributions with the odd Latin motif or line from Shakespeare. Someone who represents the intellectual wing of the 21st century Conservatives, I think Daniel will reach higher office than being a backbench MEP. Our loss if he doesn't.

Mark Steyn - a Canadian of Belgian extraction, educated in Birmingham (UK, not Alabama) and now lives in New Hampshire - he's been around a bit! Mark is probably the wittiest of the conservative commentariat; he's also a staunch libertarian who feels that Western values are worth defending. Mark has written an otherwise well-received book "America Alone", that managed to ruffle a few PC feathers in Canada - definitely worth a read. Sadly he's a bit less prolific than hitherto, at one time writing for newspapers across the Anglosphere. But his website is certainly worth a look. Mark started out as an arts commentator and one of the other reasons I admire him so is that he's a fellow Frank Sinatra fan. It's not all about the politics!

Matthew d'Ancona - Matt is now editor of the Spectator magazine but is also one of the best writers in the newspapers today. His Sunday Telegraph column is worth the cover price alone. He's a passionate Conservative but is objective enough to offer the party the benefit of his wisdom when he feels that they need it. The Speccie had a bit more of a Wodehousian feel to it in Boris's day, which I miss, but he's definitely one of the most important writers de nos jours.

More to follow!

Cultural conservatism

Peter Whittle runs a think tank called the New Culture Forum - it's a recognition of the fact that while the Left have lost the economic battles (or at least we thought they had before Gormless Gordon started nationalising the banks and taxing the rich until the pips squeak), they have won the culture wars.

The NCF is an attempt to undo this "march through the institutions" that has gone on since the glory days of the 1960s (Woodstock, Lady Chattersley, Roy Jenkins, et al) - it's worth a look if you consider yourself to be a 'cultural conservative'.

Peter's excellent blog on the Telegraph website is always worth a read, but this post attacking smug, boring Leftist comedians really cracked me up:

Of course they’re about as genuinely rebellious and unorthodox as Enid Blyton. Have you ever heard a great routine mocking the environmentalist movement? Islamic fundementalism? Welfare cheats? Multiculturalism? Inconceivable. No, let’s say “f***” a lot, and maybe have a go at the Queen. You rebels!
Brilliant! Read the whole thing.

More good news...

I see the fragrant Polly Toynbee is back in the pages of the Guardian... she must have been on holiday or something. Perhaps she was fretting about her carbon footstep after having flown to her villa in Italy. Or maybe she's started practicing some of the eco-wackery she believes in and went by broomstick.

Polly Toynbee of the Guardian - let's say they belong together



I'm hoping to "fisk" Polly's columns on a regular basis - she's probably the most forthright of the socialist journalists (forthleft?) and sometimes the contradictions in her articles tear themselves to shreds. It's good sport - just ask this guy (website isn't exactly NSFW - but the Devil can be a little bit profane from time to time).



This week she's devoted her intellect to exam results and school standards. Perhaps if I have time later I will have a go!

Good news in Berwickshire, Roxburgh and Selkirk

John: a fine MSP and hopefully soon to be MP!
It was announced last night that John Lamont, MSP for Roxburgh and Berwickshire has been selected as the Conservative candidate to stand in Berwickshire, Roxburgh and Selkirk at the next General Election.


This is great news: John won an historic victory on his election to the Scottish Parliament in 2007 and I have no doubt that he can pull off a similar feat next year. For those who don't know the area, this is Borders country that has been something of a Lib Dem stronghold since David Steel's legendary (or should I say infamous, as one of his political opponents!) by-election win in 1965. The Westminster seat (R,B & S) takes in John's Holyrood seat (R & B) plus what we used to call Selkirkshire, the historic county in the heart of the Borders.


John has a Lib Dem majority of 5,091 to overcome, standing against Michael Moore (no, not that one), whom he stood against back in 2005. The previous selected candidate for the next election, Chris Walker, stood down earlier in the year. I don't know the reasons why he quit but suffice to say I wasn't impressed by him when I met him at previous Scottish Conservative party conferences. I doubt that he would have come across well on the door step.


John will hopefully do much better, and with a potential win for Peter Duncan in Dumfries and Galloway, we could have Conservative wins in southern Scotland from sea to shimmering sea!


Then we just need to win all the seats north of there!

Sunday, 16 August 2009

Exclusive: Michael Gove does NOT have links with King Herod

I seem to be on a bit of a roll with the blogging today! Last post I promise...

I'd like to say more about the media sh..., ahem, 'sandstorm' apropos Daniel Hannan and the NHS. But if I start blogging on that one I'll be here for the rest of the day.

Suffice to say: the only thing Dan has done wrong is to expose the fact that the Conservative Party doesn't have anything interesting to say on health, having surrendered our position entirely to Labour. Thus one is treated to the unedifing spectacle of Andrews Burnham and Lansley (political collossi, both) getting into a bidding more about how we can spend yet more money on an unformed health service, and refuting the notion that an organisation that employs 1.4m people might be a bit top-heavy.

However, to cut to the chase, I was watching Huw Edwards interviewing the excellent Michael Gove (thank goodness this man is in the Shadow Cabinet...maybe that's why we have some good policies on education), and he turned to the Dan Hannan issue.

Huw (I remember the good old days when the Sage of Sevenoaks, Peter Sissons, used to cover for this programme in the summer months - much better) asked Michael whether it was true that he had "links" (shock!) to these horrible Right-wing people in the States and here who want to reform (shock! horror!) the NHS. Presumably he means these guys. You would have thought we were talking about these guys.

He then suggested that the Govemeister should consider "severing ties" with the Dan Hannans of this world. For Pete's sake, he made a suggestion, ten months ago in a book, that there might be a more efficient way to provide healthcare in Britain than using a model devised in 1944 when we were still rationing food. You'd think he'd advocated a slaughter of the first born. It's one thing being asked to sever supposed links with extremists (in which case, why doesn't Brown disown Michael Meacher?) but this is a bit much, even for the BBC.

Gove put in a pretty good performance: noted that Dan has deviated from party policy, the policy is blah blah blah but that "...in other areas you disagree with, you don't send them off to Siberia" (hat tip, the Andrew Marr show). Showed him a bit more respect than Cameron did.

Final thought: why can't we have a grown-up debate about healthcare provision, without every attempt being taken as an attempt to impugn the reputation of the staff in the health service? Take prisons for interest. The Left are desperate to close them down, especially these guys, this Lib Dem chap and (in the case of women's prisons - so much for equality) Joan bleedin' Bakewell. In their favourite cliche: "Prisons are an expensive way of making bad people worse."

But surely that's an attack on the prison staff? Aren't they low paid people, toiling in the public sector, working with some 'challenging' characters and trying to do their best under the circumstances? Or is it maybe just possible to talk about reforming the prison system without it being seen as a slur against the people that work there? If only we could discuss health in such a civilised manner.

A* for tales of underprivilege

Change of subject - educational standards and the Government's attempts to make the universities complicit in their decline.

The Sunday Telegraph notes that school pupils applying to Universities have been lying about their backgrounds to meet "social engineering" criteria. From the ST:


Application forms include sections where sixth formers can declare that
they were brought up in a care home, that their parents did not go into higher
education, or that they attended summer school classes.
...
A small number of universities, including three from the Russell group of top institutions, said they later found out that up to one in seven candidates who declared they
had been in care on their forms later admitted that they been filled the box "in
error".

So, your chances of getting in to university are now determined by being able to prove how poor and 'umble you are. Are potential students losing out because they are forgetting to doff their caps and touch their forelocks when being interviewed? Yea Gods. And the universities are expected to
verify all the hard luck stories? Haven't they got better things to be getting on with? This is what happens when you move away from having an objective set of criteria for admission to a lot of fuzzy, gerrymandered stuff that Labour has come up with to disguise the decline in standards in our state
schools.

It is entirely desireable to get more people from disadvantaged backgrounds in to university where they are bright enough to benefit from such an education. In which case, the way forward is to improve standards in state schools - rather than giving out qualifications in how to catch the bus.

Probably the worst way to go about it would be to:

  1. Expand the universities and set a ludicrous 50% target for school leavers to attend...thereby leading to the creation of more Mickey Mouse courses like these ones.
  2. Make it necessary to get hugely in to debt when you go to university as there isn't enough money to provide places for half of all school leavers.
  3. Abolish (or at least try to) every f***ing grammar school in the country, which had provided a route for poor, bright kids to compete with the best from the private sector in higher education.
  4. Scrap the Assisted Places Scheme, which subsidised private school places for, again, poor bright kids.
  5. Threaten to withdraw the charitable status of public schools, making it even more expensive for those families who are making sacrifices to educate their children there.

But hey - it's easier to fiddle the system and encourage people to come with Dickensian tales of poverty. Like these guys: